How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

HA, HA, REALLY FUNNY

o ur are bad, funny, but very bad.

U r stiring the pot. buddy. I am email this to dad.

nice very nice ,lol

so true, so true...

not funny now get in the closet!!

is so funny, now go wash dem dishes





















<-- runs like hell to get away from eileen

*throws spike heels at Daniel

YOU BETTER RUN BOY!!!!!!

on floor, laughing, have to go to class and work LOL

NOW THAT was a good one, not gonna make too many friends but a good one
at that

Hey Eileen, if ya have that much energy left then make sure yuo scrub
the floor as well

hmm... not funny....

Keep it up, Daniel, if there's one thing I have plenty of it's spike
heel shoes!!!!

oooh a LOT of energy!!!!!
let's see now, we already have you barefoot in the kitchen (after all
you threw yourr shoes at me whie washing dishes and scrubbing floors
) let's work on getting you preggers. Then you will be RIGHT
where you belong

Okay - The thread's appropriately named.

uh uh mr. I am a shoe fanatic. I have plenty more to throw!!
And no more preggers for me.........did that in my 20's, not having
more!!

By the way, what is a kitchen??? I get take out! LOL
You want the floor cleaned, what's stopping you...do it!