Topic: A murder has been committed...
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Sat 06/27/09 11:24 AM
The police are called to an apartment and find a man holding a 9-iron in his hand, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the floor.

The detective asks, "Sir, did you kill her with that golfclub?"

"Yes. Yes I did," replies the man while stifling a sob.

"How many times did you hit her?"

"I don't know. Five....maybe six....Put me down for a five."