ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES

A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,
there are three kinds of breasts.

In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her
30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50,
they are like onions".

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how
many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
through three phases.

In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s
and 40s, it is like a birch,

flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."

That was TOO FUNNY!!!

that was great!!lmao

Damn! I'm over 50. Looks like that fairy on the top of the tree is in
for a helluva shock

thats very funny,

You know what they say about that fairy, right......??? Just how did
she get there.....