do I sound confused?

cuz I am-what dance am I doing here?

And just what are you in the mood for?

Can anybody hear singin'?

Does having a cold one and watching the dancing count?

"In the mood, that's what he told me
In the mood, and when he told me
In the mood, my heart was skippin'
It didn't take me long to say "I'm in the mood now"


I hear it! I hear it! Do you?

Don't yall all want to give the little lady a hand?

Clap Clap Clap

Not exactly chuck wagon style, but hey...it's sassy!

Standing Ovation

Allrighty then. I guess I'll have to sing you little cowpokes a song too.


Are yall ready?

DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAAAAA
DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAAAA!

Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill
And I buy the bar a double round of crown
And everybody's getting down
An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.

[Chorus:]
Cause I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and Bling- Blanging
While the girls are drinking
Long necks down!
And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy
or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
Or your freak parade
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town

And I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

[Spoken:]
I'm a thourough-bred
that's what she said
in the back of my truck bed
As I was gettin' buzzed on suds
Out on some back country road.
We where flying high
Fining, whine, having ourselves a big and rich time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation
of my cowboy reputation
Had me begging for salvation
all night long
So I took her out giggin frogs
Introduced her to my old bird dog
And sang her every Wilie Nelson song I could think of

And we made love
And I saddled up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

What? What?
Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy
Everybody says
Save a Horse Ride a cowboy.

Artist: Big & Rich
Song: Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)
Album: Horse of a Different Color


(Not bad for a blonde, huh?)

My wife was blonde. She was smart as a whip. Quick witted too.

(galendgirl bows humbly...)

can we have an encore?

(rara bows humbly to galendgirl)

Of course you can you little dogie. Are yall ready for anuther?

F
Ride, cowboy, ride
C
Don't ride too slow
G C
Tucson's a mighty long way yet to go

C Dm
He started his long ride in Prescott
C Dm
The sun was a hundred or more
C Dm
On down he rode at full gallop
C G C
Into the flat desert floor

C Dm
Driving the big herd to Flagstaff
C Dm
In Prescott the letter was there
C Dm
Happiness soon would be sorrow
C G C
Sad news the letter did bear

F
Ride, cowboy, ride
C
Don't go too slow
G
Ride, cowboy, ride
C
You've a long way to go

C Dm
Your darlin' now lies on her deathbed
C Dm
Racked by fever and pain
C Dm
Reaching for you at her bedside
C G C
At each breath she's callin' your name

C Dm
Forward he leaned in the saddle
C Dm
Pushing through mesquite and sage
C Dm
His head never raised for a greeting
C G C
As he passed the Wickenburg stage

F
Ride, cowboy, ride
C
Don't ride too slow
G C
Tucson's a mighty long way yet to go

C Dm
In Phoenix he traded horses
C Dm
Now on the back of this roan
C Dm
He could see visions of Tucson
C G C
His darlin' and their lovely home

F
Ride, cowboy, ride
C
Don't ride too slow
G C
There's still a hundred and twenty to go

C Dm
In through the ranch gate he galloped
C Dm
And without breaking his stride
C Dm
He bounded out of the saddle
C G C
And rushed to his sweet darlin's side

C Dm
Then as the dyin' girl saw him
C Dm
A smile came over her face
C Dm
Holding her hand as it tightened
C G C
Barely had he won the race

F
Ride, cowboy, ride
C
On through the blue
G
Ride, cowboy, ride
C
She'll be waiting for you

F
Ride, cowboy, ride
C
On through the blue
G
Ride, cowboy, ride
C F C
She'll be waiting for you

Are you playing guitar, metal???

G`night everyone. Have fun and don`t behave yourselves.

Can't yall see the chords I'm a playin'?

Does that mean don't get caught? G'night rara!

Gnite ed.