I thought that was a fringe benefit

well, girl gets what girl wants, mmkay

I require at least 3x a day 45 min at a time

sorry, hour sessions only

are the bids still going for babygirl cause ill match that 6k and throw in a body massage

lucky me make those abs burn

Too weird for me

I don't associate with my father anymore, but i heard from the grapevine that he found a mail order bride in england and was having her come into the U.S. to live with him. and she has a young son.

Honestly, i didn't know things like that existed

Sorry guys all bids are off no fringe benefits
MR.. my love how are you
I am the one doing the massages I have a piece of paper that says I can hehe

what! english mail order. that would save on postage

doing great sweetie, so when are we getting hitched

I am almost there like 2 more days

Ready for this? I googled mail order husbands and got results. here's what people are posting.


My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not have to touch a lot.


I'm lonely, how about you? I live in a crappy basement apartment and I'm hoping to go somewhere warm and sunny. If you have money and you aren't in Canada please email me.

Ladies, serving your needs is my game. Actually rugby is my game. Seeking.. a lady. I like the more natural look, somewhat earthy, but one that cleans up real well. I seem to be attracted to tall women with dark hair, smallish head, elongated torso, with natural finger nails (NO PAINTED HUSSIES!!!). (THIS GUY IS ABSOLUTELY HIDEOUS)

I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up "souvenirs".

Clyde seeks Bonnie to be partners in crime... I am a trouble maker! Techno-hedonist prone to psychobabble and taking stupid risks. Fun craving, riot inciting, thrill seeking geek girls preferred. Choir girls need not apply, because I plan on committing a few sins and misdemeanors in my time. I got booted off Match.com for cyber stalking but I'm better now.

Hi there ladies, pick me. I'm itchin' to start a new life in an exciting place. I got bought by some lady in London, but she didn't like me, so I'm back. I like mini golf, stock cars, video games... and long walks on the beach. but there aint any beaches around here.

How much different is that from online meets?

Because you are actually selling yourself. Someone actually pays a price to buy you

stop it sherri, i cant breathe

I deal in reality...and the reality is that I'm ready for love. I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly.

Ladies, I have a lot of love to give. I will be starting a new life shortly and want you to be part of it. I am very romantic and in very good condition,.. but I won't be available for about 18 months, but I'm happy to write letters. I'm up for parole next month, so I'm hoping to be available sooner.

You know what I mean by rocks my world, it's when laying next to one another on a Caribbean beach, staring just past your feet, at the edge of the blue sea, without the need for a single word, as no words could possibly describe how you feel. THIS DESCRIPTION IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PRETTY PICTURE WITHOUT YOU.

Ladies, I'm still available. I've been here for about 2 years. what gives? Don't ya wanna party with me? woohoo... They lowered my price twice already. I'm a red-hot special, come and get me.

Ohh and that last guy is HALF OFF

Ok, i'm done

I personally know of a "mail order bride" from Russia that came to NM, USA to be married to a former co-worker of mine. It was a "mail order" situation and the price was basically what it took to get her there. Nothing else exchanged except wedding vows - thank goodness they really liked each other! It is kinda strange but I see a very clear correlation between both venues.

hi, this is paramedic paul, lonstar is dead, suffocation we think

LOL I was rolling on the floor with my brother because I was laughing so hard. I had tears all down my face. I haven't laughed like that in years