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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 36 | |
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has only five teeth.
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has to have that smile surgically removed
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Has a wocket in his pocket.
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Loves green eggs n ham.
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Cooks them for me for breakfast each morning.
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Always wants seconds in bed.
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Knows me already!
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Too shy to tell me she prefers Eggs BeneDick..
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tries to stay away from lightning storms
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Was a double in "Romeo Must Die".
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After fighting with his girlfriend, he makes her smoke a peace pipe with him after make-up sex.
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likes red M&M's
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Wants to be my personal cabana boy.
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Wants me to massage her all day long and feed her strawberries dipped in chocolate
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Wants me to massage her all day long and feed her strawberries dipped in chocolate *NOT A RUMOR* Does not need a can opener because he can open my cans of Chefboyardee with just his teeth! |
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Wants me to take care of all her needs and wants on a daily basis-mostly taking out the trash and putting the toilet seat down.
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not his bum
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Killed this thread!
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Wants me to pour warm honey on her and lick it off slowly
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Revived this thread.
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