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......... I'm getting the h*ll outta this thread!

Used car salesman......scourge of the planet. I'm at a GENERAL MOTORS dealersh!t. For the 5th time warranty work on a GM piece of garbage that keeps blowing the engines computer. I'm not too happy as you can tell. I'm bored. Wandering around forever waiting. Here comes Mr. Bad tie scum used car salesman in my face. And his first choice of words were not the best. He says "Hi! Is there something I can do for you today"? I pulled out a 14 inch bowie knife and handed it to him and said "Why yes there is! You can kill yourself you scumbag! Please kill yourself- right here, right now! I'm here for the 5th time getting my computer replaced on my piece of sh!t chevy sh!tpile you guys sold me! Give me satisfaction! Kill yourself"! He dropped the knife and ran screaming like a high pitched 7 year old girl. Never seen him again. And you wonder why GM went padonka donk junk in da trunk.

I'm on satcom with my own private satcom phone number. Telesolicitors on my phone? Uh uh. They get automatically directed to my lawyer and billed for the call. How freaking sweet is that? Instead of being on the do not call list they are on the "I wish I'd never freaking called that number list". Its like 900 porn numbers- only I get the $4.99 a minute and I get to f*ck you. You get no sex talk and just a bill. SWEET!!!

I love telemarketers calling my lawyer and getting charged. That home gutter salesman? I f*cked him. The home window salesman? I f*cked him. Insurance salesman? Had sex with his bank account too. Hi! I'm selling aluminum siding! No you're not. You're calling a satcom number and getting charged for the call. Lawyer gets the money. I got no solicitors waking me. Its fair.

I joined here 9/4/07. The day I got satcom. Its worth it. I've only had 2 salesman get through since then and both wished they hadn't. Because the longer I keep them on the line at $4.99 a minute- the more they pay me. Ouch!

Salesman. Hmmmmmmm.

I buy if I'm gonna buy!
Don't if I have no intentions.
I just ignore them until they go away those pushy b@st@rds.

I don't let a salesperson sway me BUT sometimes you do get a good one who actually knows what they're talking about and can give advice or even be helpful in making your decision.