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ready and willing  really?
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phrase you would want to see on a profile. The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on He took a face from the ancient gallery And he walked on down the hall |
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phrase you would want to see on a profile. The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on He took a face from the ancient gallery And he walked on down the hall It would make life so much simpler....THIS IS THE....ENNNDDDDDDDD |
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phrase you would want to see on a profile. There is no perfect phrase. I like to see something about the person, rather than the same over used phrases that everyone else uses. check mine out it's original, honest, & revised many times. Lots of people say they're normal. Also, why say what you're not here for, rather than what you are here for? |
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phrase you would want to see on a profile. There is no perfect phrase. I like to see something about the person, rather than the same over used phrases that everyone else uses. check mine out it's original, honest, & revised many times. Lots of people say they're normal. Also, why say what you're not here for, rather than what you are here for? I think I said both, didn't I? hmmmm... got to go revise 
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"Girls who hold tarantulas and put boa constrictors around their shoulders are my favorite kind of girls." plus the ones who shoot milk out their tear duct... 
That's not the correct answer, you realize... |
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phrase you would want to see on a profile. There is no perfect phrase. I like to see something about the person, rather than the same over used phrases that everyone else uses. check mine out it's original, honest, & revised many times. Lots of people say they're normal. Also, why say what you're not here for, rather than what you are here for? I think I said both, didn't I? hmmmm... got to go revise
I was specifically talking about the "I am not looking for a hook up and not out to screw anyone over" line. |
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phrase you would want to see on a profile. There is no perfect phrase. I like to see something about the person, rather than the same over used phrases that everyone else uses. check mine out it's original, honest, & revised many times. Lots of people say they're normal. Also, why say what you're not here for, rather than what you are here for? I think I said both, didn't I? hmmmm... got to go revise
I was specifically talking about the "I am not looking for a hook up and not out to screw anyone over" line. oh no, I aready changed it. but is the truth. see if this one works |
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"Girls who hold tarantulas and put boa constrictors around their shoulders are my favorite kind of girls." plus the ones who shoot milk out their tear duct...
That's not the correct answer, you realize... Couldn't resist 
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lol. not gonna keep it |
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Hi Emily!
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Hi Emily!
Hi Bonnie 
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phrase you would want to see on a profile. "taken already, by Atlantis75" 
I'd give you a piggy back ride |
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"I'd like to be buried under someone's stoop, are you that lucky someone?"
Salivating just thinking about it... |
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Thank you for checking out my profile. As a courtesy to my curious co-minglers your first 20 seconds will be free. After that, feel free to browse, but please know that the browsing rate is $3 per minute and correspondence prices vary due to attraction, how the body keeps down food during conversation, and mutual boredom.
Sorry but pay pal is broke and you will need to forward cash only in plain envelopes. LOL! Oh.....did I neglect to tell ya'll I have a pulled muscle in my neck and back and my muscle relaxers are starting to kick in-I just thought you would enjoy the ride I am on right now. LOL! |
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My friends don't think I am funny, I want nothing to do with a long walk anywhere, I am wound up tighter than a $3.00 watch. No cuddling, no quiet nights at home. And I hate your dog. I like to cuddle. 
Oh yeah, 'Just here for friends/forums' 
 
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My friends don't think I am funny, I want nothing to do with a long walk anywhere, I am wound up tighter than a $3.00 watch. No cuddling, no quiet nights at home. And I hate your dog. I like to cuddle.
Me too darlin', but I had to lie on my profile....because the guys are around, come on don't make me say it.. Are you trying to impress the guys or the gals? |
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Seriously looking for a mate; NOT a maid, or someone to pay my bills. or deal with my responsibilities right off the bat. I like the usual stuff but understand you might be more comfortable with something more than a cup of coffee to chat and get to know each other after work. Drop me a note so we can find out what we have in common. Will respond to all.
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My friends don't think I am funny, I want nothing to do with a long walk anywhere, I am wound up tighter than a $3.00 watch. No cuddling, no quiet nights at home. And I hate your dog. I like to cuddle.
Me too darlin', but I had to lie on my profile....because the guys are around, come on don't make me say it.. Are you trying to impress the guys or the gals? OK OK I like to cuddle, y'all.....
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