Starting it and ending it that way. It is nice

Your right sweety !

You're lucky if your day starts with someone you love, and whom loves you, sharing that newness of a morning. Unfortunately 99.999% of the time mornings don't start that way. Its stumble, crash, fall over partner, waking everyone, noisy in the bathroom, noisy in the kitchen, slammin doors and cupboards. By the time I wake up with her inconsiderate @ss in the house- I'm ready for the relationship to be over. I'd like to find a quiet girlfreind. The bull in the chinashop is not for me.

"But kyle, you can sleep when you're dead". "Woman, you keep this up and you will be dead sleeping".

"Honey, tell me the L word". "Leave".

Women. You can't live with them. And you can't live with them. And sometimes, you can't live with them.

I USUALLY DO AND ITS WONDERFUL

Oh..it is also GREAT when you wake up next to them

I agree

My memory is not that good.

......than ripping a juicy beer fart in an aisle at Wal-Mart and then running down to the end to watch people give each other "the look"

AND ALSO ENDING YOUR DAY HEARING FROM THEM