The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off
they spin to the Land of OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations,
they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great
Wizard.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I had a terrible time with Iran, so
I've come for some courage."

"No problem" says the Wizard, "WHO IS NEXT?" Ronald Reagan steps
forward, "Well.., Well.., Well.., I need a brain." "Done" says the
Wizard.

"Who comes next before the Great Wizard?" Up steps George Bush sadly,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a heart."

"I've heard it's true" says the Wizard. "Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence. Bill Clinton is just standing there,
looking around, but doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD
CITY!?"

And Bill replies - "Is Dorothy around?"

bill clinton is my all time favorite president so far... i havent lived
through many administrations but a president that plays the sax is cool

gotta luv bill