A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Airport on its final approach.
The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our
final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for
flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay".

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his
conversation from the ****pit. The co-pilot says to the pilot, "Well,
skipper, watcha gonna do in Tampa?"

"Well, " says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and
take a big crap.... then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the
huge tits out for dinner..... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her
back to my room and put it to her big time all night."

Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and
down the aisle trying to get a look at the new stewardess. Meanwhile
the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's so
embarrassed that she starts to run to try and get to the ****pit to turn
the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's
bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta
take a **** first.

oh man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Co-worker and I think that is the
best!!

Good one....Gotta love the way old ladies think....

awwwwww CRAP