Change the info in my profile??

Being a mature male, Honest, Hard working- with a decent job, down to earth and well balanced, support and love my kids and family, and sober seems to be points of downfall.

Thinking I should change it to
Unemployed drunk looking for one night stands with women that enjoy beatings. If you desire long term (2 months) then you should have a good job and not mind if just about everything I say is a lie.

I joke around here mostly, Yet almost every thread I have posted in.. Usually it is completely ignored.
I feel so welcome and warm and fuzzy.
No.. wait... that is because I haven't shaved in a couple of days and didn't turn on the air conditioner today.

Awww quitcherb!tchin, Moblo! I've known you for a couple of years now...when did you become such a whiner?