A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.


The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the
town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife,
"Honey, I'll
be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc...

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop ... but at the bar ... you know ...
they
have frozen glasses ..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer
mug
out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding
it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
bar they have those hors d'oeuvre's that are really delicious ... I
won't be
long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvre's, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took
out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvre's: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey ... at the bar ... you know ... there's swearing,
dirty words and all that."

The wife replied, "You want dirty words, cutie pie? ... "LISTEN UP,
****HEAD! DRINK YOUR FRIKIN BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR
MOTHER F***ING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT,
ASSHOLE?"

... and, they lived happily ever after.

ROTFLMAO

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH

WTH TOM

LMAO

OUCH!

lmao

damn, that was frickin hilarious