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Edited by
uk1971
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Fri 06/19/09 03:02 AM
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator:
“My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“   Post your favourite gag here and see how many belly laughs appear. |
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What did one tampon say to the other? "We're both stuck up bitches"! ooooooooooooo bada ump pah
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2 men walk into a bar
you think one of them would have seen it |
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This is from my 7 year old grand daughter:
What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater...DUH! |
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what is green, foamy, and traveling at 90 miles an hour?
Kermit in a blender... |
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