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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra. 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
'I can cut them for you,' said Dan the pharmacist, 'but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 'I'm 96.' said the old man. 'I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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 Was feeling really low...came here to laugh! Thanks for the laugh! 
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