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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 44
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 06/22/09 11:30 AM
Dear diary.........the word of the day is BLUE BALLZZZZZZ!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 69 AND THE NUMBER F~~~!!! you all see how she treats me!!!! I treat everyone.........well!!! That remains to be seen!!! what? You cant see me in my black leather bra and panties with thigh high hooka boots drinking my tea???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 06/22/09 11:30 AM
awwwwww I woke up this morning with three of the kittens up on my bed they can climb , and leap small slippers in a single bound ! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww beeeeeeeebeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!

Easysteve Joined Wed 06/11/08 Posts: 183	Mon 06/22/09 11:32 AM
Dear diary.........the word of the day is BLUE BALLZZZZZZ!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 69 AND THE NUMBER F~~~!!! you all see how she treats me!!!! I treat everyone.........well!!! That remains to be seen!!! what? You cant see me in my black leather bra and panties with thigh high hooka boots drinking my tea??? you forget my imagination..I can see alot more than that!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 06/22/09 11:33 AM
Uh, no thanks. I will just take a butterscotch dilly bar. NO! You must take the new RAMROD SCREAMING GOOCH STRETCHER DILLY BAR!!!! I'm picturing a saturday night live sketch where ron jeremy loses his job in the porn industry. And he loses all his money gambling and bad stock investments and has to resort to working at dairy queen. Freaking hilarious.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 06/22/09 11:34 AM
yOU CANT SEE ME!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 06/22/09 11:35 AM
Uh, no thanks. I will just take a butterscotch dilly bar. NO! You must take the new RAMROD SCREAMING GOOCH STRETCHER DILLY BAR!!!! I'm picturing a saturday night live sketch where ron jeremy loses his job in the porn industry. And he loses all his money gambling and bad stock investments and has to resort to working at dairy queen. Freaking hilarious. oWWWWWWWWWWWW your making me hurt in places I never thought possible!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 06/22/09 11:36 AM
Dear diary.........the word of the day is BLUE BALLZZZZZZ!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 69 AND THE NUMBER F~~~!!! you all see how she treats me!!!! I treat everyone.........well!!! That remains to be seen!!! what? You cant see me in my black leather bra and panties with thigh high hooka boots drinking my tea??? ....I have. But you were hot. Ha ha ha ha!!! Even seen you with a glow in the dark V A AH JJ after you sat on a cylume lite stick.

Easysteve Joined Wed 06/11/08 Posts: 183	Mon 06/22/09 11:37 AM
yOU CANT SEE ME!!!! umm...umm.nevermind..lol

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Mon 06/22/09 11:41 AM
Uh, no thanks. I will just take a butterscotch dilly bar. NO! You must take the new RAMROD SCREAMING GOOCH STRETCHER DILLY BAR!!!! I'm picturing a saturday night live sketch where ron jeremy loses his job in the porn industry. And he loses all his money gambling and bad stock investments and has to resort to working at dairy queen. Freaking hilarious. oWWWWWWWWWWWW your making me hurt in places I never thought possible!!! lol, Here's to new imaginations and constipations, brought to you by Views of the Nations,wink,lol...

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 06/22/09 11:41 AM
Dear diary.........the word of the day is BLUE BALLZZZZZZ!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 69 AND THE NUMBER F~~~!!! you all see how she treats me!!!! I treat everyone.........well!!! That remains to be seen!!! what? You cant see me in my black leather bra and panties with thigh high hooka boots drinking my tea??? ....I have. But you were hot. Ha ha ha ha!!! Even seen you with a glow in the dark V A AH JJ after you sat on a cylume lite stick. Who puts cyclume sticks in a tent???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 06/22/09 11:42 AM
Uh, no thanks. I will just take a butterscotch dilly bar. NO! You must take the new RAMROD SCREAMING GOOCH STRETCHER DILLY BAR!!!! I'm picturing a saturday night live sketch where ron jeremy loses his job in the porn industry. And he loses all his money gambling and bad stock investments and has to resort to working at dairy queen. Freaking hilarious. oWWWWWWWWWWWW your making me hurt in places I never thought possible!!! lol, Here's to new imaginations and constipations, brought to you by Views of the Nations,wink,lol... bwhwhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 06/22/09 11:44 AM
Try the NEW double banana make your spincter split oozing with whip cream and shaved nuts! Only at DQ!!! Ok ron, uh we see that this is not going to work out. "But why not"? Well ron this is a food service industry- not porn. That cheesy scary background music from porn movies is creeping out the customers man.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 06/22/09 11:46 AM
Dear diary.........the word of the day is BLUE BALLZZZZZZ!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 69 AND THE NUMBER F~~~!!! you all see how she treats me!!!! I treat everyone.........well!!! That remains to be seen!!! what? You cant see me in my black leather bra and panties with thigh high hooka boots drinking my tea??? ....I have. But you were hot. Ha ha ha ha!!! Even seen you with a glow in the dark V A AH JJ after you sat on a cylume lite stick. Who puts cyclume sticks in a tent??? Biker.....iF you wanted to star wars sword fight me you should have just asked!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 06/22/09 11:47 AM
Try the NEW double banana make your spincter split oozing with whip cream and shaved nuts! Only at DQ!!! Ok ron, uh we see that this is not going to work out. "But why not"? Well ron this is a food service industry- not porn. That cheesy scary background music from porn movies is creeping out the customers man. <----crosses legs, sitting erect in her nuns outfit!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 06/22/09 11:51 AM
And ron, you keep getting back hair in the hot fudge sundays. Ron, we sell soft serve, not soft porn. Girls, take those pasties off and put your uniforms back on. Ron, please remove the condom machine from the bathroom. For gods sakes man- this is a dairy queen.

Easysteve Joined Wed 06/11/08 Posts: 183	Mon 06/22/09 11:52 AM
Try the NEW double banana make your spincter split oozing with whip cream and shaved nuts! Only at DQ!!! Ok ron, uh we see that this is not going to work out. "But why not"? Well ron this is a food service industry- not porn. That cheesy scary background music from porn movies is creeping out the customers man. <----crosses legs, sitting erect in her nuns outfit!!! oh hell..that's hot!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 06/22/09 11:54 AM
And ron, you keep getting back hair in the hot fudge sundays. Ron, we sell soft serve, not soft porn. Girls, take those pasties off and put your uniforms back on. Ron, please remove the condom machine from the bathroom. For gods sakes man- this is a dairy queen. dairy queen makes the best onion rings!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 06/22/09 11:55 AM
Try the NEW double banana make your spincter split oozing with whip cream and shaved nuts! Only at DQ!!! Ok ron, uh we see that this is not going to work out. "But why not"? Well ron this is a food service industry- not porn. That cheesy scary background music from porn movies is creeping out the customers man. <----crosses legs, sitting erect in her nuns outfit!!! oh hell..that's hot!!! lmaooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! but what is really under this nun's outfit is a hot pink lacey bra and panties.......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 06/22/09 11:56 AM
<-----has a rather large assortment of lingerie!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 06/22/09 11:56 AM
I gotta email tina fey and run this ron jeremy working at DQ idea past her. She will be in tears. LIVE! FROM NEW YORK! ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!