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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 44
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Sun 06/21/09 11:39 PM
I gotta gits to bed , watch some cartoons an git to sleep at a decent hour I think Thursday is the last day of school yawn

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Sun 06/21/09 11:40 PM
The thing is.......I would feel bad going out with these guys knowing......they will spend all their money on me and ......Im just not going to be interested because they are too young.

Ya I bet the sex would be great but.........slaphead rofl rofl

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Sun 06/21/09 11:41 PM
This milf crap is for the birds!!laugh laugh laugh


gniteeeeeeeee go to bed blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh you ****!!!laugh laugh

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Mon 06/22/09 12:44 AM
Whatever you say, you MILF. laugh

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Mon 06/22/09 12:46 AM

Whatever you say, you MILF. laugh
I dont wannnnnnnnnna be a milf!!! I wanna be a young hottie again!!!grumble noway laugh

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Mon 06/22/09 12:47 AM
Got a time machine? Cuz you're gonna need one if you expect THAT to happen! laugh

And besides- you're NOT a MILF. You're a COUGAR! laugh

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Mon 06/22/09 12:49 AM
Edited by Gypsy41 on Mon 06/22/09 12:49 AM

Got a time machine? Cuz you're gonna need one if you expect THAT to happen! laugh

And besides- you're NOT a MILF. You're a COUGAR! laugh
well if Im a cougar then I'd eat you alive!!!devil

And I beg to differ with the Milf........I am a mom. And they want to do dirty bad things with me.devil laugh

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Mon 06/22/09 12:50 AM
Hence the term "MILF", you MILF! laugh

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Mon 06/22/09 12:50 AM
I wonder what you are moof???surprised rofl rofl rofl

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Mon 06/22/09 12:50 AM
Moof???? no marriage no kids???? Tell the diary everything.......drinker

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Mon 06/22/09 12:51 AM
It's simple- imma MOOF! :laughing:

Nope. No marriage, and no kids. None in the least.

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Mon 06/22/09 12:52 AM

It's simple- imma MOOF! :laughing:

Nope. No marriage, and no kids. None in the least.
How come????huh

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Mon 06/22/09 12:54 AM
Dunno, actually. I guess I never found the girl of mah dreams. All I DID find were the girls of my nightmares. laugh

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Mon 06/22/09 12:57 AM
I think if I werent so addicted to my pc I would be out and about........but then again I wouldnt have met such nice people from all over the world too.


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Mon 06/22/09 12:58 AM
How many times have you been engaged???

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Mon 06/22/09 01:02 AM
I got tired of dealing with the drama queens and the other undesirable female types and retreated to my computer as a result. I only did the online dating thing because a couple of moronic friends of mine suggested I do so. "It's... like... TOTALLY cool!", they said in trying to get me to take that leap.

In the two-and-a-half years since I started, I can say one thing- it's pretty much as messed up as real-life dating is. Probably even worse in some cases. :laughing:

So I can pretty much tell I will die alone when I'm old. :laughing:

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Mon 06/22/09 01:03 AM

How many times have you been engaged???


Not once. Never dated anyone long enough for that to happen. laugh

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Mon 06/22/09 01:06 AM
I suppose we are all drama queens. Life hands us things and we react.....explode noway sad laugh


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Mon 06/22/09 01:07 AM


How many times have you been engaged???


Not once. Never dated anyone long enough for that to happen. laugh
Do you blame only the woman or do you think you have something to do with it as well?

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Mon 06/22/09 01:10 AM
Edited by moofooga on Mon 06/22/09 01:10 AM

I suppose we are all drama queens. Life hands us things and we react.....explode noway sad laugh






Well... it's a lot worse here in L.A. It's the drama as well as the narcissism- everyone's all about themselves out here, which makes prospects for dating that much harder.

Not only that, but all the pretty, phony movie wannabes are all out here. They're all so shallow that they'll only date other phony, shallow types.

But the joke's on them, as they're all hiding the fact that they look the way they did because of massive number of plastic surgeries. I've seen many a "beautiful" couple out there in the city with their truly fugly kids they've cranked out. It's simply hilarious stuff. laugh

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