One day Raskus and Lysus were walking down to the store to get some
stuff Lysus was walking through a potatoe patch and Raskus looked over
and said, Raskus get out of that potatoe patch dont ya know them taters
have eyes. The next day they decided to go to the swimming hole in the
neighborhood. as they were walking they came upon some train
tracks,Raskus decided to walk down the tracks just for the heck of
it.About 10 minutes later a train was coming down the tracks lysus yells
over to raskus and said raskus get off them tracks before that train
comes and swoops you off! raskus yells to the train and say come'on
train

I think that it was supposed to be that the train would 'blow him off'..

At least, that's the way my Honey told it to me..

lmao@bibby I've heard that joke 10 times in 15 years and from the same
guy never can do it like it him though I tried

I know this is old... but I didn't get it. What's the punch line?

RedAngel, I've never heard this joke, and I don't think I get it either.
I'm trying to find a joke in there, the best I can come up with is that
there are two unrelated puns.

Something about potatoes having 'eyes' (and can therefore see?).

And when one guy hears that the train will 'blow him off', he says
'come on train' because he wants oral sex?

These are just guesses. I have no idea.