Topic: Virgin Posters...
moonlight_ride62's photo
Tue 06/16/09 08:04 AM

HELP I NEED ADVICE

I completely am in love with my boyfriend, but he has been acting weird lately. we use to cuddle and spend time together all the time and now he doesn't want to go out or spent time. all he wants to do is hang out with his friend's and play video games. the other day was his birthday and I made a really nice dinner and he said that he was coming over at 6 pm. At 6:30 I still hadn't heard from him, I left like five million voicemails and texts. It wasn't until 11 pm that his buddy called me back that told me that he left his phone at his house. That was about a week ago and I still haven't heard from my boyfriend. I love him so much, I don't want to lose him. what should i do!

(It should have probably been like 3 pages long... but you get the idea.)



hire a hit man...and have his ass kicked cuz he wasted all that food you cooked for him...

Gumbyvs's photo
Tue 06/16/09 08:05 AM

HELP I NEED ADVICE

I completely am in love with my boyfriend, but he has been acting weird lately. we use to cuddle and spend time together all the time and now he doesn't want to go out or spent time. all he wants to do is hang out with his friend's and play video games. the other day was his birthday and I made a really nice dinner and he said that he was coming over at 6 pm. At 6:30 I still hadn't heard from him, I left like five million voicemails and texts. It wasn't until 11 pm that his buddy called me back that told me that he left his phone at his house. That was about a week ago and I still haven't heard from my boyfriend. I love him so much, I don't want to lose him. what should i do!

(It should have probably been like 3 pages long... but you get the idea.)


Suicide is the first option that comes to mind, but if you don't wanna be that easy to get rid of, I have a bunny you can boil at his place.

tanyaann's photo
Tue 06/16/09 08:06 AM
rofl

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Tue 06/16/09 08:06 AM


Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed some very...uh...interesting first posts in the Forums lately?

I want to reclaim my virginity & post this:

Gravity sucks much more than it blows...can Internet dating help?

Gimme your virgin posts...bigsmile


I seem to have lost my mind, but do people actually meet on these things? And what kinda background checks do they do? Not that I'm a felon or a stalker, just wondering........



Good question... I've seen a lot who "fall in love" after the first email, gush about it in the Forums, then cry cuz they had sex on the first date & now he/she won't call back...tears

Personally, I take the time to really get to know the person via emails then phone...first meeting can be rather sketchy...depends on your trust level... I'd recomend a PUBLIC first meeting or maybe at a site gathering...I've met LOTS of people from this (& other sites)...I've been fortunate...they've all been wonderful...:wink:

Gumbyvs's photo
Tue 06/16/09 08:07 AM
This thread almost makes me wanna take a few pics of me without a shirt on, and put stupid pickup lines in my profile, and ask where all the hot women are...... Oh kill me now.

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Tue 06/16/09 08:08 AM

Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed some very...uh...interesting first posts in the Forums lately?

I want to reclaim my virginity & post this:

Gravity sucks much more than it blows...can Internet dating help?

Gimme your virgin posts...bigsmile


Hey you look great Phuque. Phuque?what

Here's mine....."I'll tell you a story that'll blow your mind……."

SimplyElla's photo
Tue 06/16/09 08:10 AM


HELP I NEED ADVICE

I completely am in love with my boyfriend, but he has been acting weird lately. we use to cuddle and spend time together all the time and now he doesn't want to go out or spent time. all he wants to do is hang out with his friend's and play video games. the other day was his birthday and I made a really nice dinner and he said that he was coming over at 6 pm. At 6:30 I still hadn't heard from him, I left like five million voicemails and texts. It wasn't until 11 pm that his buddy called me back that told me that he left his phone at his house. That was about a week ago and I still haven't heard from my boyfriend. I love him so much, I don't want to lose him. what should i do!

(It should have probably been like 3 pages long... but you get the idea.)


Suicide is the first option that comes to mind, but if you don't wanna be that easy to get rid of, I have a bunny you can boil at his place.


noway laugh laugh laugh

Nice, very nice!

Gumbyvs's photo
Tue 06/16/09 08:10 AM



Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed some very...uh...interesting first posts in the Forums lately?

I want to reclaim my virginity & post this:

Gravity sucks much more than it blows...can Internet dating help?

Gimme your virgin posts...bigsmile


I seem to have lost my mind, but do people actually meet on these things? And what kinda background checks do they do? Not that I'm a felon or a stalker, just wondering........



Good question... I've seen a lot who "fall in love" after the first email, gush about it in the Forums, then cry cuz they had sex on the first date & now he/she won't call back...tears

Personally, I take the time to really get to know the person via emails then phone...first meeting can be rather sketchy...depends on your trust level... I'd recomend a PUBLIC first meeting or maybe at a site gathering...I've met LOTS of people from this (& other sites)...I've been fortunate...they've all been wonderful...:wink:


So you're saying I should get to know someone before going over to their house? Well, email just doesn't seem like a good way to get to know someone. Talking, over a few slightly laced beers, by candle light is so much more informative.

Eddiemma's photo
Tue 06/16/09 08:12 AM
Im ah smert guys ho look for butiful girl is that two mooch two ask hit me up shorty if you smert two...

Gumbyvs's photo
Tue 06/16/09 08:13 AM
I have a girlfriend and she likes to punch me in the face while having sex. The sex is good and all, but should I be worried that she calls me stan, when my name is steve?


(This thread prolly will be moved to jokes and funny stories, either that or stalkers and whiney people unite)

74Drew's photo
Tue 06/16/09 08:15 AM


damn, i thought there were going to be virgins. of course that's assuming that virgins are real and not some other mythical creature like nessie or big foot or something.


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(((Drew))) How are you?

i'm sick. luckily i'm laid off from work this week so i'm not losing any pay for being sick.
and i'm neglecting cleaning my apt. and working on moving.

otherwise i'm good.
you?


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PATSFAN's photo
Tue 06/16/09 08:15 AM
I want to meet nice " Weman"

74Drew's photo
Tue 06/16/09 08:16 AM
Edited by 74Drew on Tue 06/16/09 08:17 AM

Im ah smert guys ho look for butiful girl is that two mooch two ask hit me up shorty if you smert two...

don't forget that you have to be fat and broke and living in your mom's basement (sh!t that was me for a while) and looking for "butiful girl"


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tanyaann's photo
Tue 06/16/09 08:22 AM
Hi everyone! I am kinda new. What is up with [guys/girls] on here? I still haven't found a date yet! Doesn't anyone answer emails? Anyone have any luck?

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Tue 06/16/09 08:24 AM

Hi everyone! I am kinda new. What is up with [guys/girls] on here? I still haven't found a date yet! Doesn't anyone answer emails? Anyone have any luck?


Hey Tanya, you are new? Look at the number of posts you've madelaugh laugh laugh

no photo
Tue 06/16/09 08:24 AM
Gumby...sloppy drunk first meetings are never a good idea...you know that leads to drunk sex & then the "He never called me back" complaint...but knock yerself out! :laughing: drinks

Gumbyvs's photo
Tue 06/16/09 08:25 AM

Hi everyone! I am kinda new. What is up with [guys/girls] on here? I still haven't found a date yet! Doesn't anyone answer emails? Anyone have any luck?


Yea, but she was a couple years older than she said, and her photos were 10 years old as well. But she was nice, until I asked her about the mole on her eye lid. She proceeded to attack with a steak knife, which caused quite a stir in the Burger King. The stitches come out tomorrow, I hope I can see her again, it was fun!

PATSFAN's photo
Tue 06/16/09 08:25 AM
yO anY sHaWty wAnNa gIt wiF m3

tanyaann's photo
Tue 06/16/09 08:26 AM


Hi everyone! I am kinda new. What is up with [guys/girls] on here? I still haven't found a date yet! Doesn't anyone answer emails? Anyone have any luck?


Hey Tanya, you are new? Look at the number of posts you've madelaugh laugh laugh


The thread is about posting what we have seen as first posts.

Gumbyvs's photo
Tue 06/16/09 08:26 AM

Gumby...sloppy drunk first meetings are never a good idea...you know that leads to drunk sex & then the "He never called me back" complaint...but knock yerself out! :laughing: drinks


I always call em back though! But they usually don't remember me, what am I doing wrong?