i was so thirsty, and it was hot that summer, and i got a milk out of the machine, and was gulping it down, and i swallowed a dead mouse whole(felt the fur) and didn't feel good for the rest of the day, but i couldn't puke either...i tried! it was disgusting!!!

the idea of it was the worst!.....and i've also had a seagull **** in my mouth while looking up while i was tossing anchovies.....it just landed right in there.....

a year ago, smeone was saying "that tastes like ****!!!" and i said.....no it don't.........