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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 35 | |
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Romeo will soon own a bar in Austin, TX, where ALL of the best new classic country songs will be written. Patti thinks "Green Eggs and Ham" is a cookbook. doesn't realize that I have made Green Eggs and Ham for my children when they were little |
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I make Green eggs and ham for my students on Dr. Seuss' birthday!
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Patti never eats a sandwich without cutting it into cute shapes with a large cookie cutter.
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doesn't realize I did that for my kids and my scouts as well
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After shaking hands with someone, she immediately sprays them with Lysol.
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After dating someone Toots immediately sprays them with "Raid".
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takes a shower in hot coffee every morning to get him going
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It's more like a bath! (((Good morning Jas)))
Jas sets out the duties of her little potato men each day. Those that do not comply, are doomed to stir fry as she giggles. |
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metal kept all his Mr. Potatohead accoutrements and decorates his real potatoes and keeps them that way until he needs to eat them. Having become attatched to his little friends, he snivels during the entire cooking process.
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Toots wears a lab coat to work and greets the pre-K parents. Once alone with the children, off goes the coat revealing the dominatrix complete with whip! The kids all do well.
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 Metal's given name was "Foil". He has a higher opinion of himself than that. |
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plays teacher at night by bringing out her ruler for spankings
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plays teacher at night by bringing out her ruler for spankings Is a terrible student. Must wear a dunce cap to bed (and nothing else). 
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is gonna make me have bad dreams with Jhavez in 'em wearing a dunce cap!
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Still wears Lee press-on nails, which sometimes fall off into the salad when she is making dinner.
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has a hormonal imbalance which accounts for these spurts of sarcasm,
that can come at any time |
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is almost ready to join the mingles 12,000 post club
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busy counting people's posts
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Holly is wearing nothing but 3 index cards......
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wonders how I fit 375 horses in my Z28
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