The 6th grade science teacher asked her class, "Which body part
increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered for a
long time until little Mary stood up, angry, and told the teacher that
she should not be asking 6th graders a question like that. She was going
to tell her parents, who would tell the principal, who would fire the
teacher!
The teacher ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part
increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Finally Billy stood up and said that the body part that increases 10
times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.
The teacher said "Very good, Billy." Then she turned to Mary and said,
"As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
1) you have a dirty mind,
2) you didn't read your homework,
and
3) one day you will be very, very disappointed."

good one whisper..im gonna tell that to my kids...

Oops

ROFLMAO

OH NO!!!! I MUST HAVE A DIRTY MIND TOO

i wonder what her mom will say

uh-oh....I better go to the principal's office...my mind was in the
gutter too!

now that was funny I was thinking the same thing as mary