Topic: Constipation?
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Wed 06/10/09 05:19 PM
Edited by TheresMyFriend on Wed 06/10/09 05:38 PM
If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur: sick

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore" slaphead


If that doesn't scare the sh*t out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life. frustrated

There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a public service. drinks waving


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Wed 06/10/09 05:21 PM
I think I just crapped myself reading that. slaphead

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Wed 06/10/09 05:22 PM
Hmmm that just makes me want to projectile vomit instead... I try not to think about it...

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Wed 06/10/09 05:23 PM

I think I just crapped myself reading that. slaphead


So, it must be working! :banana:

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Wed 06/10/09 05:23 PM

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur: sick

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore" slaphead


If that doesn't scare the sh*t out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life. frustrated

There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a public service. drinks waving


laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 06/10/09 05:24 PM

Hmmm that just makes me want to projectile vomit instead... I try not to think about it...


I know how you feel...but what can we do now...after the fact?(rhetorical question)what

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Wed 06/10/09 05:33 PM
laugh drinker

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Wed 06/10/09 05:42 PM
nice story oh hello everyone

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Wed 06/10/09 05:48 PM
Edited by TheresMyFriend on Wed 06/10/09 05:48 PM

nice story oh hello everyone