DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:



40-ish ................ 49



Adventurous ................ Slept with everyone



Athletic ................ No breasts



Average looking ................ Moooo



Beautiful ................ Pathological liar



Emotionally Secure ................ On medication



Feminist ................ Fat



Free Spirit ................ Junkie



Friendship first ................ Former slut



New-Age ................ Body hair in the wrong places



Old-fashioned ................ No B. J.'s



Open-minded ................ Desperate



Outgoing ................ Loud and embarrassing



Professional ................ *****



Voluptuous ................ Very fat



Large frame ................ Hugely fat



Wants soul mate ................ Stalker







DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:



Yes ................ No



No ................ Yes



Maybe ................ No



We need... ................ I want...



I am sorry ................ You'll be sorry



We need to talk ................ You're in trouble



Sure, go ahead ................ You better not



Do what you want ................ You will pay for this later



I am not upset ................ Of course, I am upset, you moron!



You're attentive tonight ................ Is sex all you ever think
about?





DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:



I am hungry ................ I am hungry



I am sleepy ................ I am sleepy



I am tired ................ I am tired



Nice dress ................ Nice cleavage!



I love you ................ Let's have sex now



I am bored ................ Do you want to have sex?



May I have this dance? ................ I'd like to have sex with you



Can I call you sometime? ................ I'd like to have sex with you



Do you want to go to a movie? ................ I'd like to have sex with
you



Can I take you out to dinner? ................ I'd like to have sex with
you



I don't think those shoes go with that outfit ................ I'm gay

ohk.

LOL wow this is crazy funny! Some of those are true but some I gotta say
O_o "wha?"

wheres the decoding the mens ad list???