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 I would wait, but somehow I'm not convinced your desire to swim the ocean is genuine.
I am shocked that you do not believe in the power of true love, nothing greater than true love, except of course an MLT, where the lettuce is crispy, the tomatos firm and the mutton is just right...mmmmmmmmmm (Magical Max, the Princess Bride) |
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I would wait, but somehow I'm not convinced your desire to swim the ocean is genuine.
she can't, she's got a gammy leg right now. 
me and my big mouth 
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I would wait, but somehow I'm not convinced your desire to swim the ocean is genuine.
she can't, she's got a gammy leg right now.
I know. All the more reason to think I should not be waiting for her to swim the ocean. 
Although at the rate I'm going it probably will happen before the next time I have sex... |
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I would wait, but somehow I'm not convinced your desire to swim the ocean is genuine.
I am shocked that you do not believe in the power of true love, nothing greater than true love, except of course an MLT, where the lettuce is crispy, the tomatos firm and the mutton is just right...mmmmmmmmmm (Magical Max, the Princess Bride) |
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too many fish on that site for me hey guys, see? there's plenty of fish in the ocean... 
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too many fish on that site for me hey guys, see? there's plenty of fish in the ocean...
i know it's a truly awful site - all bloody wimen! |
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too many fish on that site for me hey guys, see? there's plenty of fish in the ocean...
i know it's a truly awful site - all y wimen! That is only once a month, but since they tend to all do it at the same time it is pretty scary |
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Well i can tell by the smell that you're not feeling well, when the end of the month rolls around....
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too many fish on that site for me hey guys, see? there's plenty of fish in the ocean...
i know it's a truly awful site - all y wimen! That is only once a month, but since they tend to all do it at the same time it is pretty scary 
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Well i can tell by the smell that you're not feeling well, when the end of the month rolls around.... 
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I would wait, but somehow I'm not convinced your desire to swim the ocean is genuine.
I am shocked that you do not believe in the power of true love, nothing greater than true love, except of course an MLT, where the lettuce is crispy, the tomatos firm and the mutton is just right...mmmmmmmmmm (Magical Max, the Princess Bride) It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. |
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