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2000 that was like 9 years ago. Your right... we have to re-think his mode of travel; Steven Wright(sp?) said we might be able to use instant coffee in a microwave, to achieve time travel. |
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If you break it down, technically speaking a toaster oven IS faster than light... The Speed of Light is the speed at which an electron travels one inch, measured in Hertz. What?  Geez, my whole life I thought the speed of light was approximately 176,000 miles per second. Now you're telling me that the speed of light is what makes my toast brown? 
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If you break it down, technically speaking a toaster oven IS faster than light... The Speed of Light is the speed at which an electron travels one inch, measured in Hertz. What? Geez, my whole life I thought the speed of light was approximately 176,000 miles per second. Now you're telling me that the speed of light is what makes my toast brown? Sorry Bro... true story my senior thesis was how man has already achieved FTL and I theorized in my paper that with the advent of the Super Large Hadron Collider we could colonize Mars without vessels within the next hundred years. |
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