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Let's do it in Scotland. It's the land of beer and alchol and we can all wear skirts with no panties. Chrissy, they're KILTS, Hun. Whatever ya do, don't say VAGINA!! around Fif, he gets all discombobulated if ya do  If I say roastbeef curtains would his head explode.  OK, so I just learned what that was and I'm still a little sick. don't u just reminded me of a scottish str8 man saying 
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no kilts til Sal gets back
 
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I'm not sure I'll ever eat Roastbeef again.
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I'm gonna have to start puttin on Depends before I come into the forums
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 You rock Fife!!
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Let's do it in Scotland. It's the land of beer and alchol and we can all wear skirts with no panties. Chrissy, they're KILTS, Hun. Whatever ya do, don't say VAGINA!! around Fif, he gets all discombobulated if ya do If I say roastbeef curtains would his head explode. OK, so I just learned what that was and I'm still a little sick. don't u just reminded me of a scottish str8 man saying Tell me. |
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no kilts til Sal gets back |
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Who wants to charter a plane to Scotland???? We're stayin at Fife's
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Let's do it in Scotland. It's the land of beer and alchol and we can all wear skirts with no panties. Chrissy, they're KILTS, Hun. Whatever ya do, don't say VAGINA!! around Fif, he gets all discombobulated if ya do If I say roastbeef curtains would his head explode. OK, so I just learned what that was and I'm still a little sick. don't u just reminded me of a scottish str8 man saying Tell me. no Chrissy i just heard it the other night and it's VILE
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Let's do it in Scotland. It's the land of beer and alchol and we can all wear skirts with no panties. Chrissy, they're KILTS, Hun. Whatever ya do, don't say VAGINA!! around Fif, he gets all discombobulated if ya do If I say roastbeef curtains would his head explode. OK, so I just learned what that was and I'm still a little sick. don't u just reminded me of a scottish str8 man saying Tell me. no Chrissy i just heard it the other night and it's VILE Oh come on, I'm tuff. Just whisper it, I want to see if we can make Redd pee her pants. |
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oh and i can do light switches
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ok here goes i'll type in scottish 1st then translate
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Let's do it in Scotland. It's the land of beer and alchol and we can all wear skirts with no panties. Chrissy, they're KILTS, Hun. Whatever ya do, don't say VAGINA!! around Fif, he gets all discombobulated if ya do If I say roastbeef curtains would his head explode. OK, so I just learned what that was and I'm still a little sick. don't u just reminded me of a scottish str8 man saying Tell me. no Chrissy i just heard it the other night and it's VILE Oh come on, I'm tuff. Just whisper it, I want to see if we can make Redd pee her pants. I've just about done it a few times!!Where's the Kleenex?? I got tears in me eyes
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dae ye eat the bilt ham raw?
do u eat the boiled ham raw? do u go down on a woman?
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oh and i can do light switches |
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dae ye eat the bilt ham raw? do u eat the boiled ham raw? do u go down on a woman? Ewwwwww. And Sal, I'm giving the "melt in your mouth, not in your hands" line to GF to use.
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oh and i can do light switches scottish light switches are HUGE - it's dark here! |
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dae ye eat the bilt ham raw? do u eat the boiled ham raw? do u go down on a woman? Dang IT Fife, I fell outta me chair an hit me knoggin laughin ya know I did have this gay friend, he told me that he would eat the button but he wouldn't fok the button 
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"Lord in heaven above" melt in me mouth the lass says! *swoon*
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