A man walks into a bar and sits down next to another gentlman with a box on one of the bar stools.
He asks the guy
"Hey what do you got in the box?"
The man says,
"I'll show you"
He opens the box and a little man comes out and runs to the piano and starts playing a beautiful masterpiece by Beethoven. Amazed the man says where he got him from. The other man says,
"Over there in the corner is a Genie who grants wishes go ask him for something and he'll get it for you."
He goes to the Genie and askes the Genie for a million bucks. All of a sudden he hears loud quacking sounds and looks outside and in the parking lot are a million ducks.
He goes back to the bar and tell the gentleman,
"Man that Geinie sucks I asked for a million bucks and all I got was a million ducks!"
The other man replies,
"Do you think I asked for a 12in pianist.