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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 43
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 06/12/09 09:46 AM
thanks everyone I'm doing good with it too and have you had a beer yet???

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Fri 06/12/09 09:47 AM
I need beer and a good piece of a$$

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Fri 06/12/09 09:47 AM
but I did have a "picture" of you in my mind....at the time I was applying lotion to my own.....burns...yes, that's it....burns perhaps , you need me to apply some aloe vera to your burns ????? ya its nice an hot here to yesterday I burnt my boobs an my thighs an my nose an my belly button I'll burn my azz today where were you last night then ?!?!?!!? MOI ???????????????????????????????????????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 06/12/09 09:49 AM
I need beer and a good piece of a$$ I know of a few good azzzzzes you can have!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 06/12/09 09:49 AM
but they are male!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Fri 06/12/09 09:50 AM
he only wants a piece of it.....I say give him the hemorrhoids... I need beer and a good piece of a$$ I know of a few good azzzzzes you can have!!!

salvatore35 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 3173	Fri 06/12/09 09:50 AM
i just posted a picture of my bare azz!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 06/12/09 09:51 AM
he only wants a piece of it.....I say give him the hemorrhoids... I need beer and a good piece of a$$ I know of a few good azzzzzes you can have!!! I was hoping you would give him your dongleberries!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 06/12/09 09:51 AM
i just posted a picture of my bare azz! where???

carebear19622 Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 8760	Fri 06/12/09 09:52 AM
thanks everyone I'm doing good with it too and have you had a beer yet??? you mean today or since I quit?

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Fri 06/12/09 09:52 AM
apparently, you have forgotten...that I only use Baby wipes.....have for about 15 years......no berries!!!!! he only wants a piece of it.....I say give him the hemorrhoids... I need beer and a good piece of a$$ I know of a few good azzzzzes you can have!!! I was hoping you would give him your dongleberries!!

salvatore35 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 3173	Fri 06/12/09 09:53 AM
i just posted a picture of my bare azz! where??? Nah..just wanted to be perved.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 06/12/09 09:53 AM
thanks everyone I'm doing good with it too and have you had a beer yet??? you mean today or since I quit? since you quit.......because beer and cigs go together

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 06/12/09 09:53 AM
apparently, you have forgotten...that I only use Baby wipes.....have for about 15 years......no berries!!!!! he only wants a piece of it.....I say give him the hemorrhoids... I need beer and a good piece of a$$ I know of a few good azzzzzes you can have!!! I was hoping you would give him your dongleberries!! hahahaaaaaaaaa baby wipes!!!!

salvatore35 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 3173	Fri 06/12/09 09:53 AM
My azz isn't all it's cracked up to be...get it?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 06/12/09 09:55 AM
Ddn.......that reminds me of the time I went out with a friend to a bar. I guess she did a #2 and......imagine this.......Im standing in the bathroom....waiting for her and she comes out and proceeds to try and stick her butt under running water in the sink!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 06/12/09 09:55 AM
I blame it on her being from Costa rica!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 06/12/09 09:56 AM
My azz isn't all it's cracked up to be...get it? I cant tell........turn around!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Fri 06/12/09 09:57 AM
what is it with corn anyway?

salvatore35 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 3173	Fri 06/12/09 09:58 AM
what is it with corn anyway? I heard corn has been promoted to KERNEL...i am killing today!