I repeat

LMAO

In some of my songs i have casually mentioned
The fact that i like to drink beer
This little song is more to the point
Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears

(Chorus:)
I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow
(makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in
gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i like
beer
(he likes beer)

My wife often frowns when we're out on the town
And i'm wearing a suit and a tie
She's sipping vermouth and she thinks i'm uncouth
When i yell as the waiter goes by

(Chorus)

Last night i dreamed that i passed from the scene
And i went to a place so sublime
Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine

I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow
(makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth
in gear
Aw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i
love beer
(yes, he likes beer)

I dont like beer






I LOVE IT

Not much on beer but I have....TROPICAL PUNCH KOOLAID!

(runs in, dives, splashes on the floor of spilled beer)


WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!



(slides out the back door)

What about a good ale! Okay, okay, I'll go for a fosters!

Who spilled beer?


DAMN IT!!!!

Thats alcohol abuse!

Other favorite Beers

1# Mich golden light
2# Moose Drool
3# Corona
4# Pacifico
5# XX
6# Woodchuck Cider Beer

beer tastes like s h i t in my opinon liquor rules...

I tried Woodchuck once, it didn't taste right O_o Plus I have a hard
time drinking a liquid that looks like pee with a picture of a beaver on
the label

You may not have figured it out but Im kind of fond of it
myself

Let's see here

1# Mich golden light .......yes
2# Moose Drool.........yes
3# Corona..............yes
4# Pacifico...........yes
5# XX..................yes
6# Woodchuck Cider Beer...........


.................


WTF IS woodchuck cider beer?

try the woodchuck cider made with granny smith apples,tastes just like
apples nice and smooth after about 12 of those bad boys your ready to go
duck hunting with a rake

i donot like beer
i like
margaritas...

if you're going to go cider (why, i would never know) but go with
Hornsby's instead of Woodchuck...less of an aftertaste....

A woodchuck isnt a BEAVER


LMAO


Woodchuck Cider beer is good, but like $6 a 4 pack
I'll get some when you come to town

Can I come now?

I don't need any beer though

Hornsby's

had that one

But never drank a beaver

LMAO

(singing)
Do you know the muppet man, the muppet man, the muppet man




Where's Beeker?!?

Cant forget Bloody Beers! Mmmmmm

or poor man's bloody mary

beer will give you bedonkeydonk butt...