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And make sure to ignore all warning labels.
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......always remember to run with scissors while playing in traffic.
Seriously now. Scorpio must've been insane, no? 
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......always remember to run with scissors while playing in traffic. RUN! GO! GET TO DA CHOPPA!! 
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Back to your corner.
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I can't. My room is round!
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Why doesn't that surprise me?
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And never chew your food carefully. In fact, a fun game is to see who can swallow the biggest piece of meat without choking and passing out.
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If you have little kids around...always keep a loaded gun on yr coffee table....
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...and keep all medications near the cookie jar...
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You two are like bookends, sickening, I tell you......
 
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You two are like bookends, sickening, I tell you......
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Parents, teach your children to shoplift at an early age. The younger they are the less jail time they will do.
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NEVER wear yr seat belt and always smoke in bed after taking a fist-full of Percocet!
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leave lit candles near curtains and other draping fabrics. |
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ALWAYS have indescriminite and un-protected sex....especially with crack ho's....
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always wait till dark to go shopping alone, and it helps if you walk there
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