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You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
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the love sword that I can touch my eyebrows with or the one that I hone by making it go up and down at will. 
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it's really important to keep your sword well maintianed. A really good lubricant is very important. Baby oil works well. Just pour some paby oil on your sword and rub it in well. pay special attentin to the shaft and the tip. it takes some time but you should rub the baby oil into your sword for at least several minutes. start slow with light pressure and then faster with more pressure.
Then your sword should slide right into the scabbard. but to make sure it wears in properly you should pull it back out and reinsert it into the scabbard. And repeat. again start slow but speed up as you go. eventually slamming the sword home into the scabbard and crying oh god |
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I'm friggin' dying here!! |
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we're talking about swords right?
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Maybe she is the pickle slicer? 
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