A man is hitch hiking across the country and finds himself walking down a lonely rural road. There doesn't seem to be any signs of life for miles in any direction.

As he reaches the top of a hill he see's an old man sitting on a stool on the side of the road with a horse that is crying its eyes out. He has a sign next to him that says - $100,000 to any man that can stop my horse from crying.

The lonely hitch hiker walks over and says "I can make your horse stop crying" the old man says "$100,000 in cash if you succeed" - so the hitch hiker walks straight up to the horse whispers in its ear and immediately the horse starts laughing hysterically.

The old man jumps up off his stool and congratulates the hitch hiker and gives him $100,000 in cash in a brief case. "Sonny this here is a champion race horse, ever since he lost the big race I haven't been able to stop him from crying thankyou so much!"

The hitch hiker continues his journey and has a blast, spending the $100,000 on having a good time.

6 months later he finds himself walking back along that lonely rural road broke, traveling back across the country home. He see's the same old man and the same horse sitting on the side of the road with the same sign, except this time it says "If you can stop my horse from laughing I'll give you $100,000."

The hitch hiker walks straight up, the old man recognises him, and he says, i will make your horse stop laughing, give me 2 minutes. He leads the horse around the back of a tree, and when he leads it back to the old man it is crying its eyes out.

The old man gives him the $100,000 and asks him, out of interest: "HOW DID YOU MAKE THE HORSE LAUGH AND THEN CRY LIKE THAT!"

The hitch hiker looks at him and says:

"Well to stop him crying - I whispered in his ear, my c0ck is twice as big as yours - thats when he started laughing.

The second time to get him to cry again, I took him around the back of that tree and proved it!"