What do you want from life
To kidnap an heiress
or threaten her with a knife
What do you want from life
To get cable TV
and watch it every night

There you sit
a lump in your chair
Where do you sleep
and what do you wear
when you're sleeping

What do you want from life
An Indian guru
to show you the inner light
What do you want from life
a meaningless love affair
with a girl that you met tonight

How can you tell when you're doin' alright
Does your bank account swell
While you're dreaming at night
How do know when you're really in love
Do violins play when you're touching the one
That you're loving

What do you want from life
Someone to love
and somebody that you can trust
What do you want from life
To try and be happy
while you do the nasty things you must

Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?

Don't you think you should ask first?

Money, respect...Why no good times

coffee....and someone to make it for me, NOW...room...a space I can hide in without having to step over stuff...

Wow Makes since...Spoken like a true bears fan

Booksales would be ver very very very very very very nice right now, I agree with you there

You mean there ARE such things?

I ain't no quitter! I just sleepy

Life just bores me sometimes. Gets kinda mundane after day in and day out of the same old thing. Not many of my friends have ideas to keep things interesting, or will to try something new, or desire to break their routine. I like doing all this stuff, but not alone.

A beautiful black bagged

Lots of chrome !!!

I'd like to find true happiness. If you find that everything else should fall into place.

true happiness?


it's right there....






...inside you...








...just make a decision....to BE TRUE HAPPINESS.

well said

It's not always that easy, but I get what your saying.

I am sure it has been said, seeing how I am late, but SEX

(ask me Monday) It will be a different answer

Sooo sleep

I have been trying too, but this week has gone so long. I just need to get to Sat