Ah...the classic woman. Womanly hips, long, elegant neck, all wrapped in a simple, yet revealing garment.
Any man could find themselves intoxicated by imbibing in your presence.
Now, now. Is that a "blush" I see?

i'd hit it

To be honest, I think its completely lackluster.
If I would have come across your profile and saw the little bit of information you provide (most of which was just tactless sarcasm) I would have moved right along and not have given a second thought.
You say that you’re not here for relationships, but for friends. Well, that still doesn’t mean you shouldn’t talk a little about yourself. Hell, at least tell a little about your job, or some hobbies. The whole ‘ask and find out’ remark you said earlier is a bit out there as this is a PROFILE driven site. You would make more friends if you give a little more about yourself.

That’s my advice though, take it how you will.

"for those who still don't have enough information from my profile... just nevermind....LOL"

Romance, simple, clean,perfect. Nice pic, makes me want to save it to my desktop

eew, no hitting... lol

Creepy

I am very sarcastic....yes I believe I've put that as a warning right at the front of my hobbies and interests? Hmmm? Maybe you, and others like you, can't see the giant orange letters that are on top of my blurb? Not sure, maybe I should check it one more time.... And tactless? Uh.... I think I'm good on my profile now and it is attracting exactly who I need to befriend, thank you for the advice though. I'm glad to see my strategy is working.
HOw do I delete this rate my profile topic? I need to pretty bad.

wow.. thank you.
I like it when people agree with me.