I'll get a world record for this.

Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.

Hey there's no handles inside these car doors!

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

Here's my Kent State student ID.

It's fireproof.

He's probably just hibernating.

What does this button do?

I'm making a citizen's arrest.

Can we get a vision plan?

So, you're a cannibal.

It's probably just a rash.

Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?

Are you sure the power is off?

Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?

No, my shoes aren't untied.

The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

What do you mean, "I'll be back"?

Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different
color?

Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

What's that priest doing here?

You look just like Charles Manson.

Let it down slowly.

Rat poison only kills rats.

OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.

It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.

I'll get your toast out.

Give me liberty or give me death.

Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.

It's strong enough for both of us.

This doesn't taste right.

I can make this light before it changes.

Nice doggie.

I can do that with my eyes closed.

I've done this before.

Well we've made it this far.

That's odd.

Hey that's not a violin.

I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

OK this is the last time.

Don't be so superstitious.

Now watch this.

This planet has an atmosphere just like on earth.

That birthmark on your head looks like 999.

What duck?

What does this wire do?

Don't be stupid! They'll never hit us from over there.

I feel better now.

If I plug this in here, we should be ok.

lmao those were good!

WHAT ABOUT

ARE WE THERE YET?

I got one

"I drank what?"

UK-Don't be stupid! They'll never hit us from over there.

This one actually happened in a manner of speaking in the Civil War.
Union General Sedgewick was trying to rally his men who were pinned down
by sharpshooters. He said (paraphrasing) "They couldn't hit an elephant
at this dis"...and was hit between the eyes.

Don't worry about the lion you're quite safe.

Of course this snake isn't poisonous.

why is that pickle in your pocket?

I don't understand it. they were all singing and dancing last night -
General Custer.