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I aim to please! Oh really?!? 
Oh my my.. kind sir! Do you mind popping the cork on the wine bottle? |
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*POP*
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Oh! Glasses are in the cupboard next to the sink! 
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*crash*...sorry..was that crystel?
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I aim to please! what do you think i was getting the jackhammer for? i was aiming to please |
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*crash*...sorry..was that crystel? You should have seen your face! Nope cheap dollar store glasses! 
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I aim to please! what do you think i was getting the jackhammer for? i was aiming to please  
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Whew...shall we sit over here?
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*pats the couch* Right here.
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Sorry i'm shakin..a little nervous...um...so....this is a nice place ya got here!
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Drink the wine, you'll be just fine! Cottonb*tt is the only one who will bite unprovoked in here!
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Edited by
cottonelle
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Wed 06/03/09 05:33 PM
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ya pu$$y
just take your pants off and jump her bones |
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ya pu$$y just take your pants off and jump her bones
Is that what you did to kitten? A little leg humping and she was hooked! 
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Edited by
salvatore35
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Wed 06/03/09 05:36 PM
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*sipping the wine and hearing voices in my head to jump her bones*
"So...I see you like to collect paintings...very nice..a classy lady..i like that!" *Do it..just kiss her...what if she smacks me..or yells....JUST DO IT* |
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paintings?
you should be talking about body paints |
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Thank you! I have been slowly collecting pieces! *nods and sips wine*
@ cottonb&tt
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Yes..that one over there has a nice nipple..ah..I mean ripple effect!
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Well I do have a collection of framed nudes in the other room? 
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Shall we????
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forget the wine, you two, just toss it and get out the whiskey, works a lot faster. dont be talking about paintings unless its body paint. tanya, go to the bedroom and get the rubber sheets ready. sal, go out and get the jumper cables, turkey baster, some chain, a rubber chicken and the motor oil. then you both get drunk and use your imagination
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