What's your talent?

Please provide videos, or audio clips, Photos, something you have written, or any kind of extra proof, IF you can. You can always come back and post them later if you want.

I have a couple of videos of myself, but they only prove how talentless i am, i'll therefore be the judge, in the style of Simon Cowell, as that will allow me to take the piss out of you! (just kidding!)

Writing is all I have right now and most of it is posted in the poetry here.

Feel free to post your best bits in here if you like.










Though this thread probably aint gonna take off anyway!

I can make that bird......

disappear...........

I posted this in a thread yesterday but i'll put it in here as well.

Me proving i cant sing or dance

http://s178.photobucket.com/albums/w268/TBone_067/?action=view&current=af80cdb7.flv

I'm talented. I can be a wicked biotch. Do I need to post examples?

I am one of the BEST pervs U will ever wanna know!!

Ah! That was completely enduring! At least you have enough talent to embrasses yourself in public!

I can sing.... just a little better than you. I will have to vid tape the next karoke night out!

You do EVERY day already!

Hahaha embarrasing myself if certainly a strong point!

Here is another vid, of me playing very average lead guitar

http://s319.photobucket.com/albums/mm469/fireworksbom/?action=view&current=P7040330.flv

Go for it...

Better share the videos of that in private mail..

That's not that bad!

But what is up with the blue slippers?

Ahhh Dan. It is sad though, I rarely intend to be one.

I make extremely boring cat videos.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyksdljHSJA&feature=channel_page

and I make toilet paper people.

Btw dan.....I hate birds. Can I kill it?>

This was my favorite one:

What Any Of It Means


I sat here last night
And spoke with God
I told Him
I realize
I may not have earned
A lot of happiness yet
But it would be okay
If He gathered it up
And passed it on to you
And I'm hoping
To have the chance
To earn it all back
......Someday


I don't understand
What any of it means
Why you effect me
The way you do
I sat down
Spoke with God
And cried

I cried for you
Last night
Or did I cry
For me
Over you
As I said
I don't understand
What any of it means

I look at your picture
I see your eyes
Felling as though
I'm within your soul
Feeling your sorrow
Your longing
Your heart

It simply crushes me
To know
That you could ever
Be harmed
By anyone or anything
And as I said
I cried last night
And I don't understand
What any of it means


KLS 10-23-08

That was so boring it was almost funny! lol


I already ate the bird, sorry.

What's important here is that you all were having a great time!!!

Quality.

Sad but great!