In France, the young assistant pastors do not live in the main rectory.
That is reserved for the Pastor and his housekeeper. One day the pastor
invited his new young assistant pastor to have dinner at the rectory.
While being served, the young pastor noticed how shapely and lovely the
housekeeper was and down deep in his heart he wondered if there was more
between the pastor and the housekeeper.

After the meal was over, the middle-aged pastor assured the young priest
that everything was purely professional...that she was the housekeeper
and cook and that was that. About a week later the housekeeper came to
the pastor and said, "Father, ever since the new assistant came for
dinner I have not been able to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
You don't suppose he took it, do you?" The Pastor said, "Well, I doubt
it but I'll write him a letter." So he sat down and wrote, "Dear Father,
I'm not saying you did take the gravy ladle and I'm not saying you did
not take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that it has been missing
since you were here for dinner."

The young assistant received the letter and he answered it as follows:
"Dear Father Pastor, I'm not saying that you do sleep with the
housekeeper and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with the
housekeeper. But I do know for sure that if you slept in your own bed
you would find the gravy ladle."

and for all the ones that missed me,,love to much of yall,,and hope to
be here for a while again,,just been damn busy,,,,,,Love To All
Here,,From Your Friend ,,((THOMAS))
JUST KEEPING YALL SMILING

that was great!

Loves2Please is back!!!

TOO FUNNY, LOL

sometimes the old ones are the better oens, lol. Thanks for bringing
that back

jokes are as jokes does,,make u and me laugh

Don't we all need to laugh!

Welcome Back Thomas.

Thanks A Mill,,,I miss yall here

Pretty good

lol! that was hilarious!! wb, loves2please. ive missed your jokes!!!

lets just see how many more people read,,lol,,love to all here

Loved it, and laughter keeps you young. I hope
to keep laughing a few more years!