After reading profiles I've discovered many people DO NOT belong on dating sites or SHOULD NOT be seeking relationships. They SHOULD BE in therapy.

If it looks like a fart, felt like a fart, sounded like a fart, and smells like a fart, you can't tell me its a pepperoni pizza. Its a fart.

HOLY crap I am STILL pizzin my pants laughin, Biker ... you KILL ME man ..
and i agree... no disrespect to the OP , but the words, like the tune, RUN LIKE HELL come to mind with some of the profiles I have dijested

I've kinda had it with dillusional people telling me a fart is really a pepperoni pizza- ya know?

I would never tell you that. I would tell you it was the banana!!

Women are as individual as snowflakes, but, I have become more aware of certain signals,,,

The reason I left is the reason she is an ex and since it usually takes a lot to make it an ex relationship, it stays that way,,,

Us men are a funny lot, for some strange reason, some of us do

I could use an occasional backrub

If you know of some women that fit this criteria, guess what, there's most likely the same percentage of men in that category

-takes one step back-
see, that is one of the signs I referred to,,, the generalization of men,,, it shows bias and possibly, the inability to get over what someone has done to you, therefore, you have become what you referred to in question #1,,,

LOL
I think with some, perception is their reality,,,
If someone believes a pepperoni pizza caused the fart, it in their mind is a pepperoni pizza,,,
In our reality, it only the remnants,,,

If that's what women really wanted there'd be a crowd outside my house 24/7. My question is, why do women claim that's all they want and when you do they're gone. Chasing after some guy with more money, is a hunk, etc. I get to hear how bad they treat them, but they rarely dump a man for treaing them badly, especcialy if the man has lots of money. Unless of course she just wants half his money and a hunk. Then it's time for the divorce and go out and party on the money he earned trying to give the woman all the 'stuff' she had to have. I realize there's a few women out there who aren't like that, but because of the large number of women who are like that explains why men usually don't worry about those things because it's not what attracts women.




Don't Panic!

I tend to blame the cat!!!

Cats,,, lifes little scapegoats,,,

I pay them with cat food!!!

Great, in my response, I said I wanted an occasional backrub too,,,
damn it biker, if you hadn't gone on that rant, I wouldn't have even looked at the profile,,, sh*t,,,

Dayyyyyyyyyyuuuuuummmm, that's like six questions......




Yes, yes

Yes

Don't know, haven't found anyone I wanted to "settle down" with in a long time. By the way, what is "settle down?" As Lex has noted on several occasions, settling down is something a box of cereal does.


I've gone without sex for a long time. I'm hopeful I will have sex again before my equipment stops working or I die. So to answer your question, yes.....


Yes, and what is your idea of normal? What is normal?

In behavior, normal refers to a lack of significant deviation from the average. The phrase "not normal" is often applied in a negative sense (asserting that someone or some situation is improper, sick, etc.). ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normal_(behaviour)
does that tell you anything lol

Sorry man, I had to do it. Or this dillusional fart is a pepperoni pizza would have went on and on and on and on and on and on and on.

Aerosmith "Jaded" keeps playin in my head......

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

What's messed up is I didn't even have to read the profile to see the irony,,,
Reading the profile made me realize I was probably just another guy wanting her services,,,
-massage therapist-
Just another man I guess,,,

im a sum of dreams and make believe... there are no flaws in my agenda..

I asked my donkey the other day if he wanted some oats. He lifted his tail and said "A FEW"!

ok iam so done now....iam not jaded, or a *****, nor am i not getting over what was done to me...it was a mere question...thanks