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Concrete throw pillows
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A 300 watt knight light
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rubbing your eyes before making sure that all the vicks is off of your fingers.
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rubbing your eyes before making sure that all the vicks is off of your fingers.
I had a friend who didn't wash her hands well after chopping poblano peppers and rubbed her eyes......  Very painful!!
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rubbing your eyes before making sure that all the vicks is off of your fingers.
I had a friend who didn't wash her hands well after chopping poblano peppers and rubbed her eyes...... Very painful!!
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Reaching for a diaphram in the dark and putting toothpaste on it. A friend of mine got pregnant that way.  
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rubbing your eyes before making sure that all the vicks is off of your fingers.
toothpaste, rubbing alcohol and bengay have the same affect! |
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a lit match TOO CLOSE WHEN YOU FART!
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using a smoke alarm as a cook timer
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spraying air freshener at a skunk
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Taking suppositories with a glass of milk..LOL
I don't want to imaging what position you would have to be in to accomplish this one 
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Reaching for a diaphram in the dark and putting toothpaste on it. A friend of mine got pregnant that way.
The baby has two children of her own now.
She does need braces though. |
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Making jokes about PMS
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Reaching for a diaphram in the dark and putting toothpaste on it. A friend of mine got pregnant that way.
The baby has two children of her own now.
She does need braces though. I had a girl friend a long time ago that used grape jelly, turned Mr. Happy Blue, I thought it was going to fall off.
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Reaching for a diaphram in the dark and putting toothpaste on it. A friend of mine got pregnant that way.
The baby has two children of her own now.
She does need braces though. I had a girl friend a long time ago that used grape jelly, turned Mr. Happy Blue, I thought it was going to fall off.
That could be where the idea for smurfs came from? |
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Putting a jigsaw puzzle together.......
picture down. meeting women in nursing homes!!!
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Making jokes about PMS 
Oh sh*t, now I'm in trouble. 
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Giving yourself a haircut.................With a lawn mower
Getting married..................To a hooker. |
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Making jokes about PMS
Oh sh*t, now I'm in trouble.
"Come here, get away" is one that all men have heard!!! |
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Going 5MPH in a 70 MPH zone or going 70MPH in a 25MPH zone.
$800 worth of stereo equipment in a car worth $100. Puke scented candles. Keeping the kitty litter pan on the kitchen counter. Unless you are on one heck of a diet..LOL
Moon glasses or moon tan lotion. buying anything on TV for $19.95 plus S&H |
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