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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 42
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 06/02/09 12:18 PM
Dear diary, I just finished loading glass in dearborn michigan heading to chicago. I'm only a half day behind due to the seatbelt ticket fiasco. I took my happy pill today. Got yelled at by a guy when I stopped safely to untarp my trailer. His yelling bounced right off me. Then I got yelled at at the place I loaded for parking along the fenceline where they told me to park. His yelling just bounced right off me too. I'm invincible to the stupid today.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 06/02/09 12:20 PM
Wanna yell? Talk to the hand.

carebear19622 Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 8760	Tue 06/02/09 12:22 PM
I'm quittin smokin si I'm on welbutrin slightly zombied

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Tue 06/02/09 12:24 PM
{{{purple}}}

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Tue 06/02/09 12:39 PM
Wanna yell? Talk to the hand. Last time I yelled ??.... it was doing the PETE TOWNSHEAD , windmill, to Won't Get Fooled Again .... YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Tue 06/02/09 01:03 PM
Dear Diary, Why do they make other soda's then Dr Pepper?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/02/09 01:47 PM
Dear diary....... <------Waltec!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhh look at how he glistens!!!! He's so SHINEY!!!! If I ever move Im taking waltec with me!!!! Im never NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LEAVING HIM!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/02/09 01:47 PM
I dont think I used enough rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/02/09 01:48 PM
heheeeeeeeeeeee <--------checks man counter to see how many men looked at waltec!!!

salvatore35 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 3173	Tue 06/02/09 01:50 PM
i bet that shower head has seen many a beautiful visions!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/02/09 01:54 PM
i bet that shower head has seen many a beautiful visions! Oh ya!!!

salvatore35 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 3173	Tue 06/02/09 01:55 PM
Dear Diary, make me a shower head...make me a shower head!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/02/09 01:55 PM
waltecs hard pulsating water..........gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/02/09 01:56 PM
Dear Diary, make me a shower head...make me a shower head!!!!!

salvatore35 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 3173	Tue 06/02/09 01:58 PM
It is hard..erect...shinny..and gets you wet...I can see your point of view dear lady!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/02/09 01:59 PM
Its like............ a

salvatore35 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 3173	Tue 06/02/09 02:01 PM
it's like am Italian man..is that what u were trying to say????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/02/09 02:01 PM
HARK!!! ANOTHER BEE IN MY HOUSE!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Oh!!! Another one in the bee graveyard!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/02/09 02:02 PM
it's like am Italian man..is that what u were trying to say???? I dont know.......Ive never had an italian man!!

salvatore35 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 3173	Tue 06/02/09 02:03 PM
Do you have any talian in you? Would you like some? Audience applauds and laughs and Sal exits stage left