Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 42 | |
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Dear diary........
man with fish man with gun man with truck man with OTHER women man with antlers on his head. Why not man with lawnmower/weedwacker? Why not man changing tire? Why not man with rake? DO THESE MEN NOT KNOW WHAT REALLY TURNS WOMEN ON>>??? |
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Man with dish rag......
Man with paint brush??? Ya Im dreaming... |
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Dear diary......ok I didnt want to say it but......... I think waking up in a completely ummmmmmm almost neon green room is ummmmmmmmmmm
Havent I been down this road before already???? Im too tired to change it.....so I will just LIVE WITH IT......for awhile! |
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Ok this is my plan for next time. Instead of painting a room all one colour Im going to paint everything white and have only 1 wall with a freakish colour. That way......when I get tired of it and want a different look, I just have to paint the 1 wall!!!
This of course only took me 43 years to figure out!! |
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Dear diary.......if you live in GERMANY please view me!!!
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I think germany is the new India~!!!!
Care for some Haugenshnauzen? |
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mleh...... I think I'm getting depressed
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mleh...... I think I'm getting depressed |
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cuz theres just nothin to look forward to
clean, cook ,clean it up again |
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cuz theres just nothin to look forward to clean, cook ,clean it up again |
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How about I trade you mutual matches????
I will give you 3 germans for 3 hungarians~~~!!! |
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is there still mutal matches?? I donno ..... BF's are a myth ...
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is there still mutal matches?? I donno ..... BF's are a myth ... |
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nope.......pffft
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Will you really miss his 2 inches?
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ya gotta love that 30 second love!!!
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seriously purple......if you had a bf.......all they do is eat all of your bacon!!!
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Dear Diary
If i had Gypsy as my Girlfriend I'll be sucking on her lollipop day and night (Did i just say that out loud? ) |
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