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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 42
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Sat 06/06/09 08:28 AM
Dear diary........

man with fish indifferent

man with gunindifferent

man with truckindifferent

man with OTHER womenindifferent

man with antlers on his head.indifferent


Why not man with lawnmower/weedwacker?

Why not man changing tire?

Why not man with rake?



DO THESE MEN NOT KNOW WHAT REALLY TURNS WOMEN ON>>???slaphead rofl rofl rofl

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Sat 06/06/09 08:37 AM
Man with dish rag......bigsmile

Man with paint brush???bigsmile

Ya Im dreaming...:laughing:

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Sat 06/06/09 08:44 AM
Dear diary......ok I didnt want to say it but......... I think waking up in a completely ummmmmmm almost neon green room is ummmmmmmmmmm shocked shocked shocked

Havent I been down this road before already???? Im too tired to change it.....so I will just LIVE WITH IT......for awhile!shocked rofl

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Sat 06/06/09 08:45 AM
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Sat 06/06/09 08:56 AM
Ok this is my plan for next time. Instead of painting a room all one colour Im going to paint everything white and have only 1 wall with a freakish colour. That way......when I get tired of it and want a different look, I just have to paint the 1 wall!!!

This of course only took me 43 years to figure out!!frustrated slaphead rofl

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Sat 06/06/09 09:32 AM
Dear diary.......if you live in GERMANY please view me!!!slaphead :laughing:

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Sat 06/06/09 09:50 AM
I think germany is the new India~!!!!

Care for some Haugenshnauzen?noway laugh laugh

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Sat 06/06/09 09:53 AM
mleh...... I think I'm getting depressed frown

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Sat 06/06/09 09:54 AM

mleh...... I think I'm getting depressed frown
why?huh

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Sat 06/06/09 10:00 AM
cuz theres just nothin to look forward to
clean, cook ,clean it up again

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Sat 06/06/09 10:02 AM

cuz theres just nothin to look forward to
clean, cook ,clean it up again
I know.......exactly how you feel. Except mine is work, clean, work again, ohwell

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Sat 06/06/09 10:04 AM
How about I trade you mutual matches????

I will give you 3 germans for 3 hungarians~~~!!!bigsmile :banana:

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Sat 06/06/09 10:06 AM
is there still mutal matches?? I donno ..... BF's are a myth ...

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Sat 06/06/09 10:07 AM

is there still mutal matches?? I donno ..... BF's are a myth ...
ahhhhhhhhhh so he didnt call???huh

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Sat 06/06/09 10:08 AM
nope.......pffft

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Sat 06/06/09 10:09 AM
Will you really miss his 2 inches?noway rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


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Sat 06/06/09 10:11 AM
ya gotta love that 30 second love!!!slaphead rofl slaphead rofl

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Sat 06/06/09 10:13 AM
seriously purple......if you had a bf.......all they do is eat all of your bacon!!!grumble laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 06/06/09 10:19 AM
ohwell

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Sat 06/06/09 10:21 AM
Dear Diary

If i had Gypsy as my Girlfriend

I'll be sucking on her lollipop day and night


(Did i just say that out loud? surprised)

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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