Why doesn't Mingle "Just Say 'NO' To Spam!". be seeing you

I'll take 2 hula hoops and 12 cans of Serena spam........


make that


to go...............

Three hula hoops sold already. Why didn't I think of this sooner?

I like SPAM...!

always been a dream of mine to move to Manhattan, live in a high rise with 21 yr old........

SPAM

Right... It's even better when she's a super model gorgeous 21 year old socialite.

Isn't that pics of that "gossip girl"

How do you tell spam? I really don't know

Hello Serena .. and welcome to our little corner of the world

Hoola Hoops ??... PERFECT .. can skinny guys use 'm as well ??.. I 'll take 2

If it looks like a duck, waddles like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is not a chicken.

Some people need to e-mail a couple of times to determine if they are dealing with a spammer or scammer. I've been around long enough to spot them from a mile away. You just take one look and ya know.

First off, you gotta be a guy to be able to tell.

I'll show ya how you can tell;

The pic is of a super dooper model, not a real pic taken by a girl looking in the mirror, camera in hand, it's professionally taken. Then, the profile is too good to be true, what 21 yr old super dooper model looking socialite is in such dire need of a date that she needs to get on mingle²?

Seriously!

Then, Tammy, you gotta admit, most ya'll wimmins write on your profile intimidating stuff like; if you're a cheater get off my page, if you're married keep looking, if you're fat and ugly don't contact me.

While the spam profiles read like every man's fantasy; I love all men big and small, I love to laugh and have sex, I love to just have fun... I love lollipops...

Catchin' on, dear Tammy?

Yes thank you!

5 sold already...

If I buy 5 hoola hoops, will you throw in a Philipino girl that speaks not a word of English?

(make sure she's over 18 and likes lollipops)

Sold!!!


Ten! Wow who knew it would be this easy?

I thought if I asked for a girl that doesn't speak English that I wouldn't have to communicate with her or listen to her nag...

But now whe's nagging me in her native Tagalog.

Ok, so if I buy 5 more hoola hoops, will you throw in an English-Tagalog dictionary?

Apparently, I'm not gonna get any sex until I can ask her nicely in Tagalog...

Well, she spelled socialite correctly.. That's a bonus...

Hey, this woman is almost perfect. She's practically a goddess. Too bad she's spam.

Hmm ..since when does Blake Lively hang out on Mingle2? : D

I think she is from KANSAS!!!