Topic: Business is Business
ImDavid's photo
Sat 05/30/09 07:36 PM

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town.

Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex," she said.

The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

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Sat 05/30/09 07:37 PM
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Sun 05/31/09 03:31 PM
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Mon 06/01/09 09:07 AM
Sounds like a good ride for everyone.laugh

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Mon 06/01/09 10:03 AM
Edited by uk1971 on Mon 06/01/09 11:01 AM


A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town.

Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex," she said.

The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."


I posted this the yesterday. noway :tongue:

ImDavid's photo
Mon 06/01/09 07:39 PM
Edited by ImDavid on Mon 06/01/09 07:42 PM



A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town.

Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex," she said.

The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."


I posted this the yesterday. noway :tongue:
Okay, and? Mine was posted on the 30th, yours the 31st... guess it would be a good idea to check. I try to. I do enjoy your posted jokes as well...