Topic: Gynecologist Assistant Wanted
uk1971's photo
Fri 05/29/09 04:23 AM
Edited by uk1971 on Fri 05/29/09 04:24 AM
A young man goes into the Job Center in Downtown Los Angeles, and sees a card advertising for a gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he goes to learn more;
"Can you give me some more details?"
he asks the clerk.
The clerk pulls up the file and says,
"This gynecologist has clients that include movie stars, NFL cheerleaders, Playboy Bunnies and Victoria Secret models. The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their clothes and underwear, carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then massage in soothing oils, so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination..
There's an annual salary of $85,000, but you're going to have to go to Albuquerque New Mexico ... That's about 620 miles from here."
"Good grief, is that where the job is?",
the young man asked.
"No sir --- that's where the end of the line for the job is right now."

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Fri 05/29/09 05:54 AM
laugh laugh laugh sign me up devil

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Fri 05/29/09 06:00 AM
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agate763's photo
Fri 05/29/09 07:26 AM
rofl rofl

My number in the line is 173,950!!:laughing: