I'M TRYING TO ATTRACT A WOMAN 4 A RELATIONSHIP,AND IF I GET ONE MORE RESPONSE LIKE(IF ANYTHING WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS) I'LL PUKE!

Maybe you should make sure to add that you are looking for a long term relationship only.

one thing I have found about meeting people on these sites...the "friendships" or what ever they are burn hot and fast but seldom do they last...

THANK YOU FOR THE POSITIVE ADVISE!I WILL RE-WRITE THIS IN MY PROFILE.

STOP!!!

Dont do a thing.

Have you stopped yet?

ok.

Listen carefully..

Press your CAPS LOCK button ONCE.

I repeat....ONCE - This is very important.

Have ya done that yet?

ok.

You are good to go. Carry on.

GREAT COMMENT!HOW TRUE THIS IS.YOU HIT THE NAIL SQUARE ON THE HEAD!!!

A man who loves cats!!! Where have you been all of my life??? Oh, yeah, traveling and working.............
Oh, yeah! Welcome to the forums!!

Crud bunnies, I forgot to be constructive....
1) You need a little help on the spelling and grammar, but really, it's not too bad.
2) All caps indicates you are yelling.

For starter's.......turn the cap's off. Next, you are never going to have instantaneous spark's unless, you put metal in the microwave! Women are human, remember that. Why would a woman want to get attached to a man that is allway's on the road? Settle down boy. The woman of your age can do and, have as they please. We don't want to wait around for you to come home..........finally. If ya stick around in one place for a spell, you might GROW A RELATIONSHIP. And, welcome to M2!

I BET YOU'RE THE PRIDE OF YOUR FLOCK!I'TS CALLED A HANKERCHIEF!OR MAYBE YOU JUST USE YOUR SLEEVE?

hey don't mess with dan he is one of us....and he NEVER SCREAMS

Dan yeah, he's sarcastic but, he's realy funny. Ease up, you'll get to know him. Did ya turn your cap's off yet?

Maybe he should take a look at my profile and see how sexy my girlfriend is. He might listen to my advice then! haha

she is sexy dan...maybe he should...

Is this better? I never realized how sensitive some people are.The caps is a statement of my training as a investigator,my personality and last but not least my far sightedness,easier to read, 4 me!Sorry dan,did'nt realize you had so many fans!

Thats much better.

People aren't being sensitive, we were just trying to do you a favour. You DID ask us to rate your profile..

I didnt realise either! haha

you are forgiven...and welcome to the family...most of the things said on here are not to be taken seriously just remember that ok...

I didn't read the other replies, but PLEASE turn off the caps-lock! There are many reasons people are offended by typing in caps, but primarily it's considered yelling and also not very polished. You would never type a formal letter or resume with all caps, right?

If you retype your introduction, and run a spelling and grammar check (punctuation especially), I think your profile is great!

Add other pix besides your motorcycle though. The message is, here is one pic of me but two of my bike. No one will be a priority over my bike. My bike is first!

Internet dating is about marketing yourself.

Thanks for the concern for animals. I work with animal rescue orgs.

Happy dating!

We love Dan! He is the truth sayer! And quite funny too!

They are some sexy babes,dan,i've dated many attractive women in my life as well.It still does'nt account for women's taste of today.I find britt humor hard to follow!AND YES I AM SCREAMING!

Hmmmmmmm, and who is this Britt Humor of whom you speak??