A woman walks into a H & R Block Tax accountant's office and tells him that she needs help to file her taxes.

The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
questions.' He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. And then asks, 'What is your occupation?'


'I'm a prostitute,' she says.
The H & R Block accountant is somewhat taken aback and says,
'No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that.'
The woman says, 'OK, I'm a high-end call girl.'
'No, that still won't work. Try again.'
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, 'I'm a chicken
farmer.'
The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being
a prostitute?'
'Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.'







'Chicken Farmer it is. '

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