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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 34 | |
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Toothbrush!! That was the other thing she stole out of my room.
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Edited by
Tootsweet13
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Tue 06/09/09 03:54 PM
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That was BEFORE I knew what you used it for!
Jhavez holds the world record for longest amount of time chewing the same piece of bubble gum, beating out Violet Beauregard from Willie Wonka by two days. |
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recycles gum for a living, collects gum from under desks at schools
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Hey! I boil it first!
Wears a gold grill when he goes out dancing. |
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teaches pets to pole dance
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Edited by
Tootsweet13
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Tue 06/09/09 04:36 PM
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Sits in the audience and tips my pets handsomely. Quite a lucrative business for me.
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Her day job is being a b1tch at the DMV
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visits the DMV once a week, just to get b1tched at
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The manager, who is constantly riding my arse to be b!tch!ty.
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bought me the last Members Only Jacket
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bought me the last Members Only Jacket Look at this guy with his Members Only Jacket, he looks like a SuperNerd, like he was created in a lab from the parts of lesser nerds; he is a bionic nerd. Obi Wanna Jackoff |
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Toots and PLK are gonna fight it out with the winner being crown Uberdork.
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Toots and PLK are gonna fight it out with the winner being crown Uberdork. Now doll we don't want to get you all upset by taking away your CROWN |
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I may as well concede now. I could never be uberdorkier than Patti.
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I may as well concede now. I could never be uberdorkier than Patti. No no you have to fight, I have some jello right here. |
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that's not what UGLYCAT said
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Toots and Ugli, hey how do you make those music signs again?
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still mad at me from the last beating I gave him
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♪♫♪...you mean these
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