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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 34 | |
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Is addicted to the Twilight series.
Hey Mahan! I'm home again with Strep Throat and Bronchitis, but I am going back to work tomorrow no matter what! |
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Died yesterday and is now starting to smell bad.
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Is a closet necrophiliac.
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her Dentist was the one to come up with her screen name
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Plays the ukelele whilst singing "La Cucaracha".
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figured out how to do the 2 step to "La Cucaracha"
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Plays the ukelele whilst singing "La Cucaracha". is known in town as the Chocolate Whisperer. She talks to her candy bars! |
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Tue 06/02/09 11:32 AM
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Don Jhavez has Doña Jhavez barried in the back yard under the rose bushes.
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Mahan used an Oreck to vacuum up all the pixie dust in the Magic Kingdom. That's right...he sucked the magic right outta the place!
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writes obscenities on her body with whip cream
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Likes to lick the obscenities off of Jen (tootsweet.)
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Thinks all Mingle chicks are named Jen.
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Thinks Mahan looks HAWT with his eye patch... (which he wears for no apparent reason!)
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really a vampire
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secretly wishes she'd be whisked away by a dashingly handsome vampire...!
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still owns a slip n slide. Wants Holly to play on it with him in the nude
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Created the word "bling"
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Tue 06/02/09 12:18 PM
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Created the word Fling...!
still owns a slip n slide. Wants Holly to play on it with him in the nude Holly (whose real name is Jen) is taken... I want Jen (Tootsweet) to play with me nekked on the slip-n-slide...! |
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Are you the Incredible Hulk? Cause if you are, I'll do some nudey slip-slidin' with ya. Otherwise...
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I can flex my fat muscles for you all day, but a green giant I'm not...
Tootsweet's ideal mate is a cross between the Green Giant, the Incredible Hulk, and a little green Martian. |
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